Friday, August 26, 2016

Fool's Errand, Part Three (The Nine Galaxies)

Note: Well, here it is, over a week late!
 
           The Zephyrian sat impassive in the control room, watching on a viewscreen as the arguments began and the passengers quickly turned against it. It was safe where it was behind the control room's locked door, and had no concerns. It would bring the ship back into hyperspace about a day later, as was planned, and then it would rejoin the others at the Muttering Dwarf Hub Station. There it would stay until some other curious group of travelers came, and though they probably wouldn't be as much trouble as these ones, things would go much the same way. Its life would go on in the usual Zephyrian way for another century or three, and then it would be forgotten in the onrush of years and deluge of new lives.
           What it still couldn't figure out was why Sanar had wanted the ship to fall into the black hole. It seemed like an incredibly stupid goal. It had gone through the ship's owner's bio in the computer files many times, and found no explanation.
           The pilot was passing the time calculating the motion of objects in a three-body system and composing fugues in various keys in its head when it noticed something in its peripheral vision. It was a blinking red dot on one of the viewscreens. The pilot moved over to the screen and read the overlaid text.
DEACTIVATED AIR FILTER, ID C-8
           The Zephyrian tapped the dot and a 3D projection of the ship's schematics appeared. The ventilation shafts near the dot were quickly turning red. Somebody had dumped a liquid into a vent in the common room, and deactivated the filter to make sure it could cause trouble. As it watched, more red dots appeared around the common room and more vents were filled. One dot briefly disappeared, but blinked on again quickly after.
           The pilot accessed the security feed on another screen, and was presented with the blurry underside of a piece of tape.
           The Zocronnans were trying as hard as they could to get its attention, and they certainly were succeeding- if they kept the air filters off, the oxygenators would be smothered in the liquid, and they would all slowly suffocate. If the Zephyrian didn't try to fix the filters, it would be violating the Spaceflight Code. Sighing softly, it set the controls one last time, left the control room, and locked the door behind it.
           Entering the common room, the pilot noticed the door wasn't locked for once. It also noticed that the air was filled with half-empty, drifting bottles of Aquanymphan ale. Finally, it noticed that the Zocronnans were clustering around the affected vents.
           “Must you do this? It doesn't benefit any of us,” it said. Its translator produced the strongest smell of despair it could, along with the necessary Zocronnan clicks and hisses.
           The Zocronnans did nothing but increase the anger and derision of their scents. Sighing again, the pilot went to each of the vents and switched the filters back on. Then, after it had finished, all of its limbs were grabbed at once and the Zocronnans tied it to the handholds on the wall. Nobody came to stop them. Apparently the elders and the few others who had stayed sane had been forced out of the room.
           “You really can't break the Spaceflight Code, can you?”, derided Sanar.
           “No, that would be unlawful. I have no reason to, and you would have blocked the oxygenators and suffocated anyway if I had,” answered the pilot in Zocronnan, unable to reach its translator.
           “Now, we have control of the ship! You couldn't have broken the Code for that?”
           “You will have control of the ship once you guess the password. I think you'll find it quite difficult to do that within the span of a single day,” corrected the pilot.
           “A single day? We have forever! We can force the password out of you if we need to,” threatened the owner.
           “You have a single day. I have programmed the ship to enter hyperspace and return to the Hub at the agreed time. I have done everything I can to make this trip go exactly as planned. My imprisonment here is not a setback, it is merely an inconvenience.”
           Sanar did not answer. He only deepened his scent before turning, pushing himself off the wall and leaving.
           “I have kept my side of the agreement and done nothing wrong, why are you so determined to put yourself in danger and defy yours?”, the pilot muttered as its mouth was covered in tape. It began humming one of its fugues but was silenced by a collective hiss from the Zocronnans.
           The quiet of the library was suddenly interrupted by a whooshing as Sanar flew through the air towards Zarannan. The latter was reading Tales from the Singularity, his wonderment just as strong as it had been when he was a larva.
           Zarannan looked up at the visitor and read a few lines out loud.
           Now the Great Minds proceeded to show the travelers more of their powers.
           The twenty-four watched as the in skies above them worlds innumerable wheeled and changed,
           their every motion a thought of the Minds, by whom this display could be triggered on a whim.
           “Why do you not leave here, and rule the galaxy?”, asked one.
           “This realm surpasses all your galaxies.”
           Sanar shivered briefly. The power they would be dealing with was astonishing.
           Then, the realization that he was in awe of a passage from an old, exaggerated larva's book hit him and his scent became one of annoyance.
           “There is a problem.”
           Zarannan looked up from the book again. “What is it? Did the Zephyrian not come?”
           “No, it was captured. The problem is that it has locked the control room and programmed the ship to leave in a day,” Sanar explained with a scent of regret.
           Zarannan snapped the book shut and flew to the door, even flapping his twelve spindly limbs in an attempt to get there faster.
           “We must figure out the password!”
           The ship's owner hesitated for a few delts before deciding not to follow.
           “That might not be the best idea,” he said.
           Zarannan turned slowly.
           “What!”, he yelled.
           “We have tried. We probably won't be able to guess the password, so let's not waste time on that. We should return, and maybe try again a few years from now. The Singularity will still be there,” Sanar argued.
           “But we cannot return! The pilot would report us, and we would be put on trial! That would be bad, very bad. Our only choice is to go on with it,” the other argued back.
           “We could plead insanity,” suggested Sanar.
           For a moment, it seemed that either of them could suddenly burst out in olfactory laughter. The moment didn't last long.
           A sharp, stern smell from Zarannan made the owner give in. They might as well try.
           They tried for what seemed like years. They tried various words in Standard, random jumbles of characters, smashing the door open with a crowbar, names of well-known planets, historical figures from various galaxies and eras, smashing the door open with a bigger crowbar, curse words, puns from an advanced Standard textbook they found in the library, text from signs they had seen in the Hub, mythological concepts, 'OPEN', 'OPEN OR WE WILL HIT THIS DOOR WITH SOMETHING WORSE THAN A CROWBAR', smashing the door open with a laser drill they couldn't figure out how to operate, more curse words, and finally, more random jumbles of characters.
           All the while, passengers had been visiting them to cheerfully share ideas for passwords, none of which worked. The elders and their supporters occasionally left their rooms to try to convince the others to let the pilot go, but always failed. The pilot itself did nothing to escape. Finally, after the laser drill gambit failed, Zarannan decided to give up.
           On the way back to the common room, where the two attempted hijackers were heading to regretfully inform the Zephyrian that it had won, an idea came to Sanar.
           “Don't Zephyrians love physics? We could try equations.”
           Zarannan spun around and faced the owner. “You couldn't have thought of that half a day ago?”, he hissed angrily.
           “That's not how thinking works!”
           “Whatever,” dismissed Zarannan, “I'm going to try equations.”
           “What makes you think they will work?”, hissed Sanar.
           The other Zocronnan didn't answer. He was heading to the library.
           Sanar joined him and they began searching for a book on physics. It wasn't long before they found one; a textbook for accelerated science courses entitled 'The Well-to-do Larva's Big Book of Physical Equations'. After a few failed attempts to open the control room's door using the equations for classical gravitation, relativistic gravitation, hyperspatial mechanics, and a few quantum equations, they, quite surprisingly, managed to get it open with the four equations of classical electromagnetism.
           Sanar was mildly disturbed by Zarannan's scent of triumph as the door swung open, as it was laced with strong hints of lust for power, and perhaps slight malice. Essentially, the smell was the equivalent of a humanoid's evil grin.
           “Now our Colony, our species, will have honor above all others'!”
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